lizeon: my mortal enemy
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
aboutexhaleprivilege: gothicwoadie: dietchola: those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones Someone making a white girls joke: Someone making a black girls joke:
meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor
plot twist: the doctor's real name is esteban julio ricardo de la rosa ramirez
friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG Very nice Thanks
haro-puro: The concert is over; Reina has officially graduated from Morning Musume and Hello! Project.
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
redundantz: burntlikethesun: seriously who took this photo not only is everyone who was there in it, but you can see the professor is even holding the camera
hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
deodrant: i love sleeping to avoid problems
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
Strax: It's beautiful, should I destroy it?
That moment when Strax was Moffat.
Plot Twist: His name is Doctor Please
sadsavior: do you ever see something great and hilarious but you’re too sad to react to it
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.